Hail, yes Mary! ... Girard's in!! I can't believe Girard's in ... I'm out! ... You've been bucked! ... What's trumphhh? ... Where's Germaine? Where's Sandy? Get them in the game. ... I'm in blind. Let's all go blind. Don't look at your cards, just stay in. ... What's the pot? Oh well, doesn't matter, I'm in. ... I'm up. Now don't go counting my money. And don't tell Girard. He's sleeping. ... No kids at the table!!! ... I'll take a book! ... Will you take an IOU? I've got checks! ... I'll sponsor you if you stay in. ... I don't like sitting in front of Therese and Chris. They're always in. ... I haven't had trumphhh all night. ... I've got Uncle Jerry right here next to me. ... Doesn't look like Uncle Jerry is bringing him much luck. ... You've never played before? Well, come and play, it only takes 3 cents. ... Count the pot! ... You can't leave until I win back my money!!! ... Don't look at my cards! ... Misdeal. Quit flipping the cards over. ... You can't play a diamond. That was the last card led and you played trumphhh on it! ... Time to play. Who brought their pennies? ... Play already! We're starting to fall asleep. ... You can't leave the game until the pot is empty. ... Pot's light! Who didn't ante? ... I don't like Girard behind me. If he's in, you're toast. ... You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em ... Know when to walk away, know when to run ... You never count your money, when you're sitting at the table ... They'll be time enough for counting, when the dealing's done! ... M is for the Many times she bucked me ... O is for the One time she might have lost ... T is for the many Times she took a book ... H is for her Happiness in winning ... E is cause Every hand she'll stay in ... R is for Right, and Right she'll always be ... Put them all together and they spell MOTHER !!! ... Are stock options good at this table? ... Kevin, will your kids let you play this year? ... You must follow suit! ... That'll never go around. ... You're sandbagging ... I thought this game only cost 3 cents a hand! ... Hey, while you're up, get me a beer. ... Wait, wait, wait, we have to see if the pot is right. ... A card laid is a card played. ... You're too young to be in this game! ... I just knew my King would be good. ... Can you believe it? I won on a 3 of trumphhh. ... I'm in if you are. ... I squeaked out a trick without even having a trumphhh!! ... Barney, if you don't play a card we will all die sitting at this table. ... Remember Granny. ... I'm in ... that's just dinner and a movie. ... Are you in or not? ... Is that Uncle Jerry you got there helping you? ... What's trumphhh? ... It's not about the money, it's about the entertainment ... You gotta do what you know is right ...
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